What is this- I don't even-

soos playing a dating sim

soos playing a dating sim

melty94:

ashashi-corner:

HE DID NOT GET ROB PAULSEN TO DO THIS

HE DID NOT

NOSTALGIA CRITIC HOW—!!!

YES

Better question: How on EARTH did he get MAURICE TO DO THAT.

tunte:

tom-aiac:

This is true art right here.

Humans are great

coffeehourwithjess:

polllyanna:

"derp/herp derp" is ableist stop fucking using it, it is a term that originated with making fun of kids with down syndrome and being like "ha ha derp face:-P" and it has been used against disabled people for so long after that, please stop using it, get mad at people that do use it, please

Or instead of getting mad first tell the person what it means. Then afterwords if they keep using it and don’t apologize you can get pissed. If they use it again and are like “Oh shit sorry I’ve been saying this for years I’m trying not to say it I’m going to keep working on not saying it” then calm down they’re trying they realize what they did was shitty. Some people might not know where it came from, and getting mad first doesn’t fucking help anything.  

Also it didn’t originate as a term that made fun of kids with Down’s.
Literally the first use of derp came from some dude panicking and dropping a vibrator. No really, derp was first used in the opening scene of the movie Baseketball as Matt Stone runs away from a room after getting caught snooping through an underwear drawer and fooling with a vibrator.

Whatever it was used later on is not my point, but that is the real origin of derp. A gibberish word that came from an embarrassing fuck up.

Just felt like adding some information to this.

artsylightfixtures:

NO ONE WARNED ME ABOUT THIS STUPID POKEMON AND IT’S STUPID FLIP THE DS UPSIDE DOWN TO EVOLVE I FINALLY CAVED IN AFTER SO MUCH EFFORT TO EVOLVE THIS STUPID CREATURE I HAD TO GOOGLE IT AND THEN I REALIZED I HAD THE WRONG NATURE SO I SPENT THE NEXT FIVE HOURS TRYING TO HATCH ONE THAT WAS AN ACCEPTABLE NATURE AND THEN IT EVOLVED INTO THIS. WHAT EVEN IS THIS? WHAT ARE YOU? WHY ARE YOU NOT ADORABLE? WHY ARE YOU GLARING EVILY AT EVERYTHING? WHY DO YOU STAND ON YOUR HEAD WHY ARE YOU SO HIDEOUS YOU HAD SO MUCH POTENTIAL TO EVOLVE INTO A HUGE HUGGABLE JOKE LIKE WAILORD WHYYYYYYYYY

isodelphox:

ishi
me: also minor electrocution can work as a thrill challenge of sorts
birdy: I wouldn't recommend it though. =u=
me: ....
me: o3o
me: o3o;;;
me: >3>;;;;;;;;;;;;
birdy: Not saying I've done it! eue
birdy: But I don't recommend it eue
me: <3<;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
me: I have
birdy: Krooooooooooooooow!
birdy: I'm shocked!
birdy:
birdy: >u>
me:
me:
me: did you just
birdy: eue
me: this is so going to tumblr
birdy: do it
what-means-ay-caramba:

miss-prince:

yamino:

mkkmypet:

nenilein:

Phoenix Wright wrote a book.

first i just saw the title and comment and i laughed but then i saw the author’s last name and, my god



Chapter FiveCross-examining the Parrot: Thinking Outside the Bounds of Sanity

The best part is this is an actual book.
http://www.amazon.com/How-Use-Courtroom-Drama-Cases/dp/013436080X

what-means-ay-caramba:

miss-prince:

yamino:

mkkmypet:

nenilein:

Phoenix Wright wrote a book.

first i just saw the title and comment and i laughed but then i saw the author’s last name and, my god

image

Chapter Five
Cross-examining the Parrot: Thinking Outside the Bounds of Sanity

The best part is this is an actual book.

http://www.amazon.com/How-Use-Courtroom-Drama-Cases/dp/013436080X

my final thought before making most decisions: fuck it

necessary-sass:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

bonerack:

Did you guys know that lighters are magic because I didn’t.

poooofffffff

Nyoom

poppypicklesticks:

ultrafacts:

What Cat Behaviors Actually Mean

More facts on Ultrafacts

I find that rolling around and showing their belly is very often, a cat’s way of saying “touch my belly and I’ll take a chunk out of your hand mother fucker” 

the-poe-catcher:

there wasn’t any zelda shirts i wanted to buy for my first so i’m making one~

heyitspj:

Do you ever think about what genderbent you would look like

capricorn-circus:

nova-arcania:

gokuma:

stunningpicture:

Dressed up like Slender Man to scare kids tonight, met a mini me.


#it looks like slenderman taking his kid out for take your kid to work day


That is adorable


OHHHH MY GOSH!!! THIS ADORABLE!!!

capricorn-circus:

nova-arcania:

gokuma:

stunningpicture:

Dressed up like Slender Man to scare kids tonight, met a mini me.

That is adorable

OHHHH MY GOSH!!! THIS ADORABLE!!!